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To: freedumb2003
“Siri, choose my running-mate.”

Voice: "Should I choose your running mate?"

Mitt: "Yes, go ahead."

Voice: "A setter or a boxer makes a good running companion."

Mitt: "No, Siri! I'm talking about a vice president!"

Voice: "A vice president? Why didn't you say so?"

Mitt: "Yes, Siri, a vice president."

Voice: "Your living choices are Richard Cheney, Republican, Daniel Quayle, Republican, Joseph Biden, Democrat and Albert Gore, Jr. Democrat."

Mitt: "No, Siri, I'm talking about someone who is qualified to be vice president and is a Republican."

Voice: "Are you kidding? This could take all day."

Mitt: "Hopefully one who is as conservative as I am."

Voice: "You're not helping me much."

Mitt: "Okay, someone who is articulate, charismatic, capable to be president if I'm not able to perform the duties of the office, has leadership skills, has a track record of balanced budgets and can help me get elected."

Voice: "Why not Sarah Palin?"

Mitt: (sigh) "Okay, let's start over..."

21 posted on 07/31/2012 11:24:22 AM PDT by OrangeHoof (Our economy won't heal until one particular black man is unemployed.)
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To: OrangeHoof

LOL, nice.


28 posted on 07/31/2012 11:43:32 AM PDT by agere_contra (Vote ABO. Don't choose the Greater Evil and then boast about how principled you are)
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To: OrangeHoof

Yeah. Good job!


36 posted on 07/31/2012 12:11:41 PM PDT by texas_mrs
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To: OrangeHoof

LOL!!!!


58 posted on 07/31/2012 2:34:22 PM PDT by Dave W
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To: OrangeHoof

>>Voice: “Why not Sarah Palin?”

Mitt: (sigh) “Okay, let’s start over...”<<

LOL!! Excellent! :)


65 posted on 07/31/2012 4:25:08 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (obozo could bring back literal slavery with chains and still he will get 85+% of the black vote)
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To: OrangeHoof

I’m too pedantic but Cheney and Gore can’t server in that spot again. Of the living former VPs he’s got Quayle or Biden to pick from and Biden’s likely spoken for.


73 posted on 07/31/2012 9:42:42 PM PDT by newzjunkey (Pontius Pilate 'voters' are arrogant, delusional, lilly-livered collaborators.)
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To: OrangeHoof

I’m too pedantic but Cheney and Gore can’t serve in that spot again. Of the living former VPs he’s got Quayle or Biden to pick from and Biden’s likely spoken for.


74 posted on 07/31/2012 9:42:53 PM PDT by newzjunkey (Pontius Pilate 'voters' are arrogant, delusional, lilly-livered collaborators.)
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To: OrangeHoof

Two reasons he’ll never pick Palin.
1. He despises her and the religious right.
2. Two of her family members are on reality TV shows. That’s hardly a classy attribute for anyone serious about politics.


83 posted on 08/01/2012 1:00:11 PM PDT by L Ron Mexico
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