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Obama admits he’d like a ‘weird superpower’ (ability to speak any language.. flying OK too)
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| 8/17/12
| Olivier Knox - The Ticket
Posted on 08/17/2012 9:09:20 AM PDT by NormsRevenge
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To: chrisser
How about “able to propose balanced budgets”?
Or is that too far fetched?
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posted on
08/17/2012 10:05:11 AM PDT
by
glorgau
To: NormsRevenge
"It's kind of a weird superpower, but if I had something that I could immediately wish for, I would love to be able to have complete telekinetic control of Joe Biden," the president said.
To: NormsRevenge
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posted on
08/17/2012 10:11:40 AM PDT
by
PhiloBedo
(You gotta roll with the punches and get with what's real.)
To: NormsRevenge; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
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posted on
08/17/2012 10:24:08 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
To: Revolting cat!
45
posted on
08/17/2012 10:24:47 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
To: NormsRevenge
Jesus Christ.
He is a f-ing child.
To: puppypusher
Obama already speaks to languages.They are English,Arabic,Kenyan and Indonisian.Hes quite talented. He still has yet to master Austrian.
47
posted on
08/17/2012 10:40:45 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
To: Cowgirl of Justice
A man-child with abandonment issues as both of his parents ran out on him.
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posted on
08/17/2012 10:44:08 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
To: NormsRevenge
I guess being the anti-Christ isn’t enough for him?
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posted on
08/17/2012 10:45:01 AM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
("When America ceases to be good, she'll cease to be great!” - de Tocqueville)
To: NormsRevenge
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posted on
08/17/2012 10:55:47 AM PDT
by
GraceG
To: NormsRevenge
How arrogant.
I just want to be able to run again, or play guitar proficiently.
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posted on
08/17/2012 10:58:34 AM PDT
by
wastedyears
(The First Rule of Heavy Metal: Not all metal is satanic.)
To: GraceG
When darkness had descended all across the land
A lone voice in the distance uttered “Yes, we can!”
He gave good speeches, never sweat; he was real good at the Internets (plural intended, remember George Bush?)
He’s Barack Obama, he’s come to save the day!
He passed a major stimulus for the Bourgeois,
Then said he’d half the deficit, “He He! Ha Ha!”
Stop unemployment, market dives, fix healthcare in his spare time,
He’s Barack Obama, he’s come to save the day!
He’ll use his super powers to win in Iraq
Then kung-fu chop the Taliban, Ka-chow! Ka-cha!
Our image in the world he’ll mend, and make the Jews and Arabs friends,
He’s Barack Obama, he’s come to save the day!
(Barack sits at desk in Oval Office, telephone rings)
(Voice on the phone): Sir, we’ve got a situation.
(Obama): Pirates!!
(Superhero Barack Obama unbuttons his shirt, reveals his superhero outfit underneath, and flies off like Superman.)
He’ll spend the dough, write the checks,
Disregard the mounting debt
Stop the globe from getting warm,
Fill your car with nuts and corn.
Leap a building, run industry,
Save a kitten from a tree,
Fix the schools, go to space,
Punch a robot in the face.
Stop a train, wrestle bears,
Smoke a butt, we don’t care!
Cuz you’re Barack Obama, you’ve come to save the day!
So just snap your fingers, and fix the U.S.A.!!
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posted on
08/17/2012 10:58:34 AM PDT
by
GraceG
To: NormsRevenge; SpinnerWebb
My wife likes to keep the tv on fox news. Every time I walk into the room and see this ass clown on the screen I become trilingual. I immediately switch from my native english to obscenity and sign language.
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posted on
08/17/2012 11:00:24 AM PDT
by
tx_eggman
(Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
To: NormsRevenge; SpinnerWebb
My wife likes to keep the tv on fox news. Every time I walk into the room and see this ass clown on the screen I become trilingual. I immediately switch from my native english to obscenity and sign language.
54
posted on
08/17/2012 11:00:53 AM PDT
by
tx_eggman
(Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
To: a fool in paradise
Obama admits hed like a weird superpower (ability to speak any language.. Zer0's not as dumb as he looks - if you're planning to rule the world, that would be an immensely useful superpower indeed.
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posted on
08/17/2012 11:01:09 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: NormsRevenge
To: Slings and Arrows
If he wants to pretend to be a Christ figure, he can proclaim the desire to speak in all tongues if he wishes.
He doesn’t even know what languages are spoken in which nations to begin with.
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posted on
08/17/2012 11:05:32 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
Here you go zero.
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posted on
08/17/2012 11:11:56 AM PDT
by
RedMDer
(https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93destr)
To: NormsRevenge
I wonder what super power Mittins would like.
To: NormsRevenge
I wonder what super power Mittins would like.
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