The Mercurial Girl, Madonna, has for several years been dating a devout young, bare-chested Frnch Muslim entertainer Brahim Zaibat She’s infaturated, so calling Obama for what he clearly is - a Muslim - is high praise from the Mercurial Girl. Her adopted kids are Black, so the deep thinking Madonna announces that the Half-Black Muslim deserves her “thoughtful” endorsement. After she was read the riot act by Obama’s handlers, who still try to pass him off as non-Muslim, she says, “Yeh, hee hee, I just said that to be ironic.” If Romney wins, maybe Mormonism will be her next passion - all that clean living, plus Jesus right there in the middle, might have an appeal to the aging Madonna as she retraces a path to her Catholic roots.