[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

Hey, I didn’t know there was another moderator.

[txrefugee]

This just in: Under Obama (PBH) all SAT scores were 1600 this year!

[dforest]

r u shurr? LOL

[circlecity]

We are also hearing reports of record wheat harvests this year.

[Dr. Ursus]

Fo’sizzle,my nizzles!

[Dead Corpse]

Were you in the shower? You might want to logout and log back in again...

[CrazyIvan]

Mein Fuhrer! I can valk!

[musicman]

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[BitWielder1]

Then how come so many need assistance to fill out a food stamp or welfare application?
Not to mention a job application.
What constitutes literacy? Recognizing most of the letters A-Z?

[ZOOKER]

When do the chocolate ration figures come out?

[ontap]

Couple all this with his single handily curing cancer and we’re home free...oh I almost forgot when I went to fill up gas was .30 a gallon!!!

[mongo141]

More Fkng B/S from our Socialist/Communist administration

[ConservativeStatement]

Like, OMG! Like, literally. Amazin’. Ya know what I mean?

[ShadowAce]

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-years phase-in plan that would become know as “Euro-English.”

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c.” Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k.” This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f.” This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th year, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v.”

During the fifz yer, ze unesasary “o” kan be droped from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, we vil hav a rel sensibl riten styl. Zer wil be no more trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

[bray]

Breaking News: Wheat crops are 150% of Dept of Ag forecasts! Bread for the Proletariat! Pray for America

[V_TWIN]

Is this like the jobs market where they don’t count the one’s that drop out?

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Unexpectedly expected.

[Aevery_Freeman]

Does this belong in...

Braking Gnu's?

[tomkat]

             

[Smokin' Joe]

Neat!

Now to figure out how to get the grant to establish my long-awaited orange grove here in North Dakota!