“Maybe they should pass a law outlawing robberies, especially those by armed robbers.”
One would think that our gifted lawmakers might just be on top of this...you know, make it look like we’re doin sumthin. Off topic, I’ve long thought that our duly elected hoi polloi should outlaw dangerous storms as well.
Maybe the AP could have 0bama (or Rahm) just go talk to the robbers.
Put an active webcam with audio in their office, car and home so we can monitor them 24/7.
It'd also be good to install a web operated ass-kicking machine in their office and make them occupy same machine for an hour a day or so.