[yank in the UK]

I’ve been in exile for half of my life, I’m a duel national. As far as this being satire, you never can tell, I read it in the Metro, the free paper on public transport. It’s a questionable source, but you have to admit given the amount of boobs in charge, health and safety, and mountains of regulatory burdens surrounding just about every aspect of your life, could this be satire or are they serious?

[moose07]

i’m not disagreeing with you, your post 51 is awesome.
‘They’ probably where deadly serious, but ‘they’ also proved fruit and veg are vital to healthy life.
As you say given the number of egits in charge it can be hard to tell, but this is just a case of an escaped April fool joke, i hope.
The Metro is a sensationalist rag, only the cartoon page is worth the effort.
Plus both stories are now rather elderly, we would have received our new thought instructions by now. :)