[unixfox]

Will the messiah even attend or will he still be in Hawaii on vacay as usual.

[taildragger]

No...

It is MLK day, Michigan has it off and many folks go the the International Auto Show, instead I predict many Unions will bus their Minions down and take the day off after to bus or fly back.

Remember just like November, they will always surprise us, even if they have to generate it....

[FlingWingFlyer]

If the libs were holding their coronation for Barry across the street from my house, I wouldn’t go.

[zagger]

It’s hard for dead voters to get a ride to the festivities.

[Crucial]

Weird. These are strange times we live in. It begs the question: did he really win?

[cotton1706]

His autopen or teleprompter will be sworn in at noon.

[Slyfox]

Speaking of Obama:

On SNL last night, they did a skit where a guy playing Bloomburg the mayor had a sign language gal standing right next to him.

When he said the word "Obama" she put her hands up to her ears and cupped them as if demonstrate the prez's huge ears.

Funny as hell.

[Osage Orange]

But we will be told by the MSM a different story.....

[svcw]

Best comment on the Daily: no need to worry obama has purchased one million phones to give away.

[bandleader]

Why would 2,000,000 want to see him “Take The Oath”?He doesn’t BELIEVE in The US Constitution!!He referred to it as a”Flawed Document”!!!

[Sarah Barracuda]

Just promise free birth control and food stamps, the moochers will come in groves

[autumnraine]

Yeah, worry that if this many people don’t care, how did you get elected? Voter Fraud?

[The Cajun]

Worry not, the MSM are already working on the proper camera angles to make 100 people look like millions.

[Political Junkie Too]

Obama should give all attendees a free commemorative platinum 1 trillion dollar coin for attending the inauguration.

That should get the numbers up.

-PJ

[GeorgeWashingtonsGhost]

Anybody out there who still thinks 0bama DIDN’T steal the election?? WAKE UP.

[From The Deer Stand]

Sorry Mr Prez, I can’t make it. I’m a sub on a bowling team and I have to stay home in case they call.

[gaijin]

“We’re giving away free basketball shoes, and there will be naked white chicks...”

VOILA, *THERE* IS YOUR CROWD...!

[nothingnew]

What are they worried about? The son of a bitch won.

FMCDH(BITS)

[MattinNJ]

More anecdotal evidence of massive voter fraud.

[rockrr]

What are you talking about?! Øbongo has trillions of dollars to throw around, and if he starts to run short he’ll just print more. With all those Øbomabucks they’ll fill every seat in the joint.