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To: freedumb2003
A girl with drugs and a free tattoo was lured by a man?

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

5 posted on 01/16/2013 8:23:28 PM PST by ElkGroveDan (My tagline is in the shop.)
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To: ElkGroveDan

I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Sam.


7 posted on 01/16/2013 8:27:00 PM PST by Graybeard58
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To: ElkGroveDan

Did you ever see a railroad tie? Or a bicycle shop?


16 posted on 01/16/2013 9:59:51 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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To: ElkGroveDan

“Later on we played for bigger game. I shot two bucks. That was the biggest game I shot all day.’’ :-)


17 posted on 01/16/2013 10:59:11 PM PST by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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