Get a black market airbag then sell the car to some poor person who has no reason to live.
I bought a “totalled” 2006 silverado for a song. It had been rebuilt to the point that it looked and felt new. assume it has no airbags. Not a problem for me. It’s every bit as safe as the 1963 rambler classic I used to drive.
And besides, I’m not really into accident survival. I’m into accident avoidance.