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Drudge headline:

Obama's Half-Brother Crushed in Kenya Election...

[Mouton]

Guess the voter fraud unit in the Dem Party has not arrived there as yet.

[MissTed]

Lucky Kenyans!

[dowcaet]

Wow, who would have guessed that low information voters don’t seem to exist in Kenya.

[Viennacon]

Wasn’t Odinga losing the national election and began complaining.

[bgill]

Wait, I demand a recount. Surely, 99-100% of those villages voted for Obama.

[Caipirabob]

They know a disaster when they see one. Can't say as much for American liberals.

[Colonel_Flagg]

“Am number three so far,” Mr. Obama wrote.

"Fourth from last."

[Old Sarge]

Abong’o Malik Obama

And The Jokes Just Write Themselves...

[Fedupwithit]

Never thought I would ever type the following sentence, but...

I am jealous I don't live in Kenya right now..

[delapaz]

Well duh, he didn’t have Romney to run against.

[F.J. Mitchell]

They are on to the Obamas in Kenya where they are “naturally born” citizens.

[bgill]

Mr. Obama served as the best man at the president’s wedding to Michelle Obama in 1992.

Doesn't everyone have a relative they supposedly have seen only once or twice in their lives and barely knew as their best man?

[Casie]

This proves that all we had to do to win was to run only black candidates. When given other black men to choose from, no one chooses Obummer. We should have totally looked into running that Old Spice guy. I could watch four years of that! :p

Look at me. Look at me riding a horse. Look at these tax cuts. Now look back at me! This is me lowering spending!

[ScottinVA]

Damn, how many pups did his daddy sire, anyway...

[Hotlanta Mike]

Kenyans tell Americans: Obama for thee but not for me.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Abongo

[Cyber Liberty]

Is Obama going to send in the thugs with machetes as he did last time?

[hadaclueonce]

America, are you smarter than the majority of Kenyans?

Nope.

[alloysteel]

Bronco Bama has relatives in Kenya?

Who knew?

There is every reason to believe that the Current Occupant of the White Hut is not the genetic descendent of Barack Hussein Obama the Senior, but is in actuality the son of some domestic resident of the United States who happened to be of African origin. I, for one, would like to see some DNA evidence.

In fact, The One might not even be the son of Stanley Ann Dunham, but the half-brother. Daddy Stanley could have produced an illegitimate child with the co-operation of a mother of the African persuasion, and palmed the child off as the “child” of his daughter and some poor dupe of a foreign-study graduate student (already married in his own country, and therefore a bigamist, maybe a polygamist). The child was actually born, unregistered, in the Seattle area, and spirited into Hawaii, where the birth was then registered under false documantation.

The only thing we may be sure of, is that there are now no living witnesses, and others who may have been in on the secret of the true genesis of this major imposter are either not talking, or have been artifically silenced.

[Gaffer]

It embarrassingly seems that a bunch of Kenyan voters are infinitely smarter than the dregs here in this country we grudgingly have to call Americans.