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Did Venezuela's Chavez nudge Christ to pick South American pope? (Hugo Helped Christ Pick The Pope!)
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| 3/13/2013
| Yahoo News
Posted on 03/13/2013 6:53:08 PM PDT by Dallas59
CARACAS (Reuters) - Late Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez may have had a hand in Christ's decision to opt for a Latin American pope, acting President Nicolas Maduro said on Wednesday.
"We know that our commander ascended to the heights and is face-to-face with Christ," Maduro said at a Caracas book fair. "Something influenced the choice of a South American pope, someone new arrived at Christ's side and said to him: 'Well, it seems to us South America's time has come.'"
Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina was elected in a surprise choice to be the new leader of the Roman Catholic Church on Wednesday, the first non-European pope in nearly 1,300 years.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: chavez; conclave; jesus; napl; pope; romancatholicism
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To: Dallas59
That is the stupidest headline I ever heard
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posted on
03/13/2013 7:28:44 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
To: Dallas59
Where was the BARF ALERT for this drivel?! Hugo Chavez is in Hell, where all tyrants wind up, and where he belongs!
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posted on
03/13/2013 7:33:25 PM PDT
by
Tucker39
To: Dallas59
The problem with murder is that it leads to bad taste.
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posted on
03/13/2013 7:34:23 PM PDT
by
Arthur McGowan
(If you're FOR sticking scissors in a female's neck and sucking out her brains, you are PRO-WOMAN!)
To: Dallas59
I have seen, done, and said some crazy s*** in my life, but this one tops it by a long long way.
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posted on
03/13/2013 7:34:50 PM PDT
by
henkster
(I have one more cow than my neighbor. I am a kulak.)
To: TigersEye
RJR and Reynolds Aluminum are two different entities, methinks.
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posted on
03/13/2013 7:35:08 PM PDT
by
Tucker39
To: Dallas59
This is typical behavior of lovers of dictatorial tyrants. They ‘attain divinity’ after they’re dead, supposedly.
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posted on
03/13/2013 7:36:19 PM PDT
by
KStorm
(America is either a country with a heritage, or merely a geographical location. Take your pick!)
To: Dallas59
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posted on
03/13/2013 7:37:27 PM PDT
by
Dallas59
(America died a little bit more on 11/6/2012)
To: Dallas59
Apparently Maduro is loopier than Chavez.
And that pretty hard to do. Hopefully anyone sensible in Venezuela is getting buckled in for a bumpy ride.
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posted on
03/13/2013 7:37:45 PM PDT
by
Fzob
(In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Jefferson)
To: Dallas59
I'm gonna call George Noory tonight about this omen I found!
It could be hugh!
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posted on
03/13/2013 7:38:58 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: Dallas59
“Sorry, Hugo can’t come to the phone right, now, he’s busy being disembowled and drawn and quartered by Satan”
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posted on
03/13/2013 7:40:41 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: SWAMPSNIPER
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posted on
03/13/2013 7:41:53 PM PDT
by
Dallas59
(America died a little bit more on 11/6/2012)
To: Tucker39
I guess you're right...
Reynolds Group Holdings
The Reynolds Metals Company was founded in 1919 as the U.S. Foil Company in Louisville, Kentucky by Richard S. Reynolds, Sr., a nephew of tobacco king R. J. Reynolds
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posted on
03/13/2013 7:42:31 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
To: Mrs. Don-o
8 letters? I’d like to buy a vowel. LOL. :)
To: Revolting cat!
Yes, but after 15 years of Chavez running the country the only thing that could help Venezuela straighten things out is divine intervention
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posted on
03/13/2013 8:08:25 PM PDT
by
rdcbn
To: Dallas59
If we should look for any correlation here, I’d look more along the REPENTANCE FOR HUGO angle rather than the AFFIRMING HUGO angle.
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posted on
03/13/2013 8:11:41 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: Dallas59
chaances are REAL GOOD that this did not happen....mind you I condemn noone to hell, but hugo sure tried, on his own, to get there!!!
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posted on
03/13/2013 8:30:37 PM PDT
by
terycarl
To: livius
“I wonder whatever happened to Hugo’s parrot?”
He’s probably pining for the fjords.
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posted on
03/13/2013 8:37:03 PM PDT
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
To: Dallas59; 1000 silverlings; Alex Murphy; bkaycee; blue-duncan; boatbums; caww; count-your-change; ..
This has to be satire.
Isn’t it????
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posted on
03/13/2013 8:44:02 PM PDT
by
metmom
(For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
To: livius
I wonder whatever happened to Hugo’s parrot?
He went back to Iran to be President.
To: Dallas59
Since Chavez was a communist, I sincerely doubt it. All of them are a bunch of Godless heathens.
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