[chessplayer]

Not so much as a dime can be found for WH tours, though.

[shove_it]

It’s our tax dollars, can we watch?

[massmike]

Because they weren’t wasting enough money studying why lesbians are fat.......

[Doogle]

"...huge flashing red letters in my tiny unused brain screams banned banned banned"

[FlingWingFlyer]

Well, now that we know why lesbians are fat, I guess we need to know why they drink “hazardously”. What a bunch of clowns. Lesbians must be different than normal people. The government thinks we need to “study” them separately.

[Gabrial]

Study? Heck. One look at Big Sis, Billary, or Syphillios and you know the lesbos like to drink until oblivion.

[Da Coyote]

And lesbians are what percentage of the population?

Oh, forgot, they are a “protected species”.

[BitWielder1]

“culturally sensitive” strategies

Translation: Addressing all issues except the ones causing the problem.

[Jonty30]

My personal theory is that homosexuals reject their birth genders and accept their adopted genders, as well as the behaviors associated with their adopted genders.

My theory is a result from observing the homosexuals I knew, in the area that I worked. It seemed as though, over time, male homosexuals became more feminine and lesbians would become more masculine.

[dartuser]

Because they are screwed up in the head.

Send me the change ...

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Because they are fat drunks.

[Vision]

Why Do Lesbians Have Higher 'Risk for Hazardous Drinking'?

Because they're engaged in an natural, unhealthy lifestyle...and probably suffered childhood abuse. May I have 2.7 million now? Thanks.

[Responsibility2nd]

Hazardous Drinking?

Can you really blame them?

 

[B212]

it is official: lesbians are different!!

[KarlInOhio]

Because they both need to get beer goggles at the bar's closing time?

[knarf]

because they’re so happy and gay.

[laweeks]

Who in the hell authorized this insane study? Preposterous. You could call me, and I’ll answer the question for $1 million.

The reason they have a higher risk for Hazardous Drinking would be as such:

1) They are ashamed of their “life choice,” therefore, they would drink a lot more than the average person to “wash away” their guilt.
2) They don’t have any family at home to return to, so they can hang around with their fellow perverts and drink until they forget.
3) They try to be manly and drink more than they should.
4) Since they don’t have a spouse or children to take care of, they have more money to spend on bed and bar hopping
5) They are totally irresponsible with their sexuality, and therefore, why not be disgusting with their drinking.
6) Their irresponsible behavior is more excusable if they’re drunk.

Now, give me $1 million, and return the rest to the treasury.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Next, a $5M study to try to figure out why they carry their wallets in their back pockets.

[cripplecreek]

Most lesbians are like Rosie O’Donnell. You would have to drink heavily too.

[fruser1]

Probably because homosexuality is a psychological problem, and not a “normal” condition as some folks would have us believe.

[txrefugee]

So why in the world do fat, drunk lesbians have the right to live “normal” lives on the taxpayers’ dime? What is “normal” about bing a fat, drunk lesbian?