[chessplayer]

Not so much as a dime can be found for WH tours, though.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

They drink because they are fat.

[dfwgator]

Haven’t they ever heard of “Beer Goggles.” And believe me, with most lesbians they need them....Woof!

[concerned about politics]

Sequester cuts already hitting Minnesota's reservation schools

Obomas priorities - Lesbians trump Indian kids.

[Iron Munro]

Why are more lesbians drunks?

Because they know they are misfits and mistakes of nature?

[dagogo redux]

Next, our tax dollars will fund research to discover why they all drive a Subaru.

[Morpheus2009]

I think it’s pretty simple...

1) They try to convince themselves that they do the right thing, so they give themselves the “beer googles”.

2) They try to look manly by heavy drinking (Never mind it’s not healthy for men to drink so heavy either!)

3) They may also have a predisposition for alcoholism

4) They maybe just try to convince themselves that they are men, and need the “goggles” from part 1 to make it feel all the more convincing.

[SeaHawkFan]

If I had to go to bed with an ugly fat woman, I’d drink a lot , too.

[polymuser]

To get rid of the fishy aftertaste?

[bgill]

Because it is all about the amount of attention they can garner. Woohoo, look at MEEEEE! When they’re drunk they act out more and get more attention. Well, attention and knowing full well they are sick in the head.

[COBOL2Java]

"No, I don't know anything about that study. And don't ask me about the other one either."

[trisham]

Because they are emotionally unstable.

[dfwgator]

What’s next, a study on why they like to wear Birkenstocks?

[spaced]

Isn’t funding this study illegal because promotes stereotyping based on sexual preference and hence illegal? Shame, shame, Liberals.

[longtermmemmory]

a form of slow motion suicide? (destructive behavior to match destructive behavior?)

[Joe Boucher]

Hey,
If you were FAT and a les bean, you’d drink excessively too.

[I want the USA back]

Higher risk than what? Than normal women? Sorry, there is no basis for comparison there.

How about we give them the answer and save them the money? Because they are desperately trying to imitate men. (But they loathe men, so that screws them up in the head.)

[Pan_Yan]

The study is being led by Tonda Hughes, professor at the Department of Health Systems Science at the University of Illinois, an “internationally recognized expert in the area of alcohol use among lesbians,” according to the University.

I can't believe she hasn't been lured away from academia by a lucrative job in the corporate world.

[Cyman]

Hell, that is an easy one . Have ever seen the average lesbian. I would need a whole lot of drinks.

[spodefly]

Furthermore, the problem may be worse for “lesbians of color,” the researchers say.

And worse still for handicapped "lesbians of color" ...

And worse still for "undocumented", handicapped "lesbians of color" ...

And worse still for (victim group), (victim group). (victim group), (victim group), "lesbians of color" ...