I wonder who will get the largest cut. “Mom”, “Pop” or their shyster lawyer.
Lawyers get 40% plus costs (which are substantial here—PR firm, travel expenses, hotels, meals, etc) mom and dad probably split 500 g’s. Woo Hoo. partey time.
You can bet their shyster lawyer will already have taken the full amount and has his hand out for more.
Doesn’t matter. They’ll blow it all in six months on drugs, alcohol, and gambling.
I would say the lawyer and then the drug dealer. With any luck they will overdose.