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But, the article reads like a 30-year-old metrosexual wrote it, giggling like a 12-year-old girl the entire time.

You mean, like Mark Morford?

[wbill]

Miss Morford? He's a pretty low-wattage bulb.

I'd be worried if I ever saw him at a range. Would need explain which end was the dangerous one, and which way was downrange. And that's just for starters.