Posted on 08/13/2013 7:37:26 AM PDT by Liz
Edited on 08/13/2013 7:39:38 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
DETROIT (WJBK) - A man's bullet proof vest looks the same as a woman's body armor on the outside. Of course, the woman's is contoured to fit her curves.
However, when several female officers with the Detroit Police Department provided their height, weight and bra cup sizes, they never imagined a good portion of the rank-and-file at DPD would see it.
(Excerpt) Read more at myfoxdetroit.com ...
Cop Captain Cops to Cop Cup Caper
Detroit still has a police dept?
Not to worry. The entire country will have access to that info under Obamacare.
This is horrible. Until this was published, no one had a clue as to the size of these women’s breasts.
Like height and weight, its really impossible to have any idea how large a woman’s breasts are unless someone tells you.
Bra size doesnt give you information on attractiveness. Its like body weight. Two men could both weigh 6 ft. tall and weigh 200 lbs, and one guy could look like a rollie pollie, while the other could be a model for GQ. I think some women are more obsessed with Bra size than men, the same way many men are obsessed with the size of their ..
Let’s just stop being so sensitive.
Boys In Blue Boast Brazen Brazziere Bulletin
Some boob obviously screwed up.
With copper clappers.
Takes me back to my adolescence when the local Catholic girls’ high school measured all of their students for new uniforms. My buddy’s mom was the school secretary there. He used his connection to pilfer a copy of the measurements list. It was generously Xeroxed, and became the #1 most widely read underground publication amongst local pubescent males that Fall.
“I’d like you to meet my partner, Double-D”
Tits, meet Toots
Toots, Tits
You must lead a charming life.
So far the new police chief has been doing some pretty good stuff like stripping the mayor’s security detail from 20 officers to 6.
“Freeze! This is a bust!”
“Yes Ma’am, Officer, and quite an impressive one at that!”
“Cop Captain Cops to Cop Cup Caper”
It’s like the Copper Clapper Caper! One of the cops was Clara Clifford who kept her Cup Size in her Closet!
I hope I'm proven wrong.
“Lets just stop being so sensitive.”
Besides, 56 EEE’s are not attractive to most of us!
That’s not a body, that’s a bowling pin!
From the article, it seems it was actually an Assistant Chief, but that's a titular issue.
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