A lot of freepers have said that there’s no situation that can’t be made worse by calling the police. I’m starting to agree with them.
I think if had called the police to remove the brown snake in my house, they would have said, ‘go away you crazy lady, we’ve got better things to do than chase snakes!’
The version of that I like is “There are few situations that can’t be made worse by the addition of a cop.”