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Female Prison Guard Forces Prisoner “To Have Sex 50 To 100 Times” (Cruel and Unusual Punishment)
Mr. Conservative ^ | August 27, 2013 8:14am PST | Bookworm

Posted on 08/29/2013 6:58:54 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative

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To: Lazamataz

Watch it Laz, don’t you know that this is Jessie’s Girl? She’s lovin’ him with that body (I just know it!)


61 posted on 08/29/2013 7:31:09 AM PDT by Husker8877
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To: Husker8877

LOL!


62 posted on 08/29/2013 7:31:39 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Euuuwww! (They always looked good in those women-in-prison movies)

This prisoner should get damages for major pain and suffering + be released as early as possible.


63 posted on 08/29/2013 7:36:18 AM PDT by citizen (There is always free government cheese in the mouse trap.....https://twitter.com/kracker0)
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To: Husker8877; Lazamataz
Watch it Laz, don’t you know that this is Jessie’s Girl? She’s lovin’ him with that body (I just know it!)

Jesse James? Wow! And to think he left Sandra Bullock for her!


64 posted on 08/29/2013 7:36:35 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you.)
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To: TexasCajun

That would turn anyone gay...


65 posted on 08/29/2013 7:36:50 AM PDT by baddog 219
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To: Paleo Conservative

Ewww!!! After having to have sex with her 50 to 100 times, I think his sentence should be reduced.


66 posted on 08/29/2013 7:51:02 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (The average American voter is an idiot. Which is how the Dems want it.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Burris knew he was in trouble when the first thing she said to him was “yer purty”.


67 posted on 08/29/2013 7:51:51 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: Olog-hai
Extreme Makeover:

Is she a little hotter now??

68 posted on 08/29/2013 7:53:11 AM PDT by moovova
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To: Lazamataz

“’Tis a big hand. Perhaps we can homestead on differing acreage. “

OK dude you owe me a new keyboard and monitor


69 posted on 08/29/2013 7:53:38 AM PDT by crusadersoldier
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To: Lazamataz

“This woman simply takes your breath away....”

... because she’s heavy enough to crush you.


70 posted on 08/29/2013 7:53:41 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (The average American voter is an idiot. Which is how the Dems want it.)
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To: Lazamataz; humblegunner

Laz that’s what makes you a Man above all other your willingness to throw yourself on a gernade an save the rest of us. Thank you SIR!


71 posted on 08/29/2013 7:56:42 AM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: Paleo Conservative

She looks like a Sontaran, someone call a Doctor, or THE Doctor....

72 posted on 08/29/2013 7:57:29 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: Lazamataz
Ohhhhhhhhh.....I'd hit it with a hammer. Laz..Laz...Laz...
73 posted on 08/29/2013 8:00:50 AM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: crusadersoldier
>OK dude you owe me a new keyboard and monitor

:)

74 posted on 08/29/2013 8:09:09 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

I don’t want to be crude, but if she’s 5’4” and 240 lbs., wouldn’t he need to be at least twice the normal length for him to even do this? ;-)


75 posted on 08/29/2013 8:12:02 AM PDT by Arlis (.)
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To: Cats Pajamas

That is what’s great about us folks here. Many inject humor in something so serious like this LOL. I love it what a great way to start the day with a good heavy laughter. Thanks guys.


76 posted on 08/29/2013 8:22:27 AM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: Paleo Conservative

Wow poor guy he seems desperate.


77 posted on 08/29/2013 8:25:05 AM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: Paleo Conservative
There was an old joke about a woman being so ugly she couldn't get laid in a penitentiary. Looking at her photo I think that was no joke. I think this guy deserves his jury award.
78 posted on 08/29/2013 8:38:59 AM PDT by The Great RJ
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
I thought she was a he!

When I was young, single and horny, they saying among the guys was "It you can't tell the difference, you ain't interested."

79 posted on 08/29/2013 9:59:16 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Paleo Conservative

just threw up. THANK YOU


80 posted on 08/29/2013 10:29:30 AM PDT by freshlook
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