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Locomotive Runs Over Ukrainian Couple Having Sex on Railroad Tracks
Ria Novosti ^ | 29/09/2013

Posted on 09/29/2013 10:00:35 PM PDT by sukhoi-30mki

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To: sukhoi-30mki

Did the earth must ve for you honey?


81 posted on 09/30/2013 7:26:07 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

Was the woman’s name ‘Dinah’ by chance?


82 posted on 09/30/2013 7:28:02 AM PDT by Hoodat (BENGHAZI - 4 KILLED, 2 MIA)
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To: 4rcane
why didn’t know they the train was coming

Maybe they were.

83 posted on 09/30/2013 8:09:09 AM PDT by verga (Lasciante ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate.)
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To: sukhoi-30mki

The woman was rail rode-ed into this.


84 posted on 09/30/2013 8:15:38 AM PDT by Timocrat (Ingnorantia non excusat)
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To: sukhoi-30mki
That is great fodder for a limerick ...
85 posted on 09/30/2013 8:17:06 AM PDT by Cboldt
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To: Cboldt

...or a koan:

The iron tracks never meet but

Lovers are crossed through loco motion.


86 posted on 09/30/2013 8:22:44 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
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To: driftdiver

The ministry did not release the victims’ names, saying only that the man was 41 and the woman appeared to be a thirtysomething.

Actually she was half of thirtysomething...


87 posted on 09/30/2013 8:26:47 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: 4rcane

It wasnt moaning loud enough.


88 posted on 09/30/2013 9:51:21 AM PDT by hobbes1 (Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "St.Sarah, the1Tru Conservative that REFUSES to unite us and Save America"you)
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To: Charles Martel

LOL!


89 posted on 09/30/2013 12:56:08 PM PDT by jmacusa
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To: sukhoi-30mki

Instead of “pulling the train” she ate the train.


90 posted on 09/30/2013 12:57:49 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

How does one not know a locomotive is coming unless they are passed out cold?

And two people at that?


91 posted on 10/02/2013 6:40:19 AM PDT by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of faith....)
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To: metmom

The train wasn’t the only thing that was coming.


92 posted on 10/02/2013 6:54:29 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I guess not.......


93 posted on 10/03/2013 2:38:54 PM PDT by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of faith....)
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