[austinaero]

Obama is losing the message fight,,so he’s going to dazzle his media worshippers with some glitter covered lies and call it a day.

[sheikdetailfeather]

Washington Examiner‏@dcexaminer15m President Obama to deliver a statement and answer questions at 2:00PM today, per @ZekeJMiller (H/T @DavidMDrucker)

[MeshugeMikey]

I await his presence with Baited Breath

America wants to know whether or not he will he be wearing the now famous Executive Cone???

[Farnsworth]

Will there be a goat sacrificed in honor of dear leader???

[Sacajaweau]

I can hear the squishing under his feet. It keeps getting deeper and deeper.

[Old Sarge]

And they chanted with a loud chorus, “Who is like unto The Beast? Who is able to stand against him?”

[bimboeruption]

I’ll be plucking my eyebrows.

[bgill]

I’m washing the dogs at 2.

[Red Badger]

We must sing the Doxology before it starts:

Praise Government from where all blessings flow.
Praise It all peons here below.
Praise It above ye heavenly hosts.
Praise Obama, the One who gives the most........................ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmannnnnnn!..................

[jimbo123]

[IbJensen]

Here's a photo of baby Barry taken in an Hawaii hospital.

[BulletBobCo]

Email from CNN

President Barack Obama will deliver a statement and answer reporters’ questions at the White House press briefing room at 2 p.m. ET today, the White House said.

Earlier in the day, Obama reiterated to House Speaker John Boehner in a phone call that he was willing to negotiate with Republicans “over policies that Republicans think would strengthen the country,” but only after the government shutdown and debt ceiling issues are resolved, the White House said.

Before the White House released that information, a Boehner spokesman characterized Obama’s remarks as declining to negotiate over the government funding and debt ceiling issues.

Second verse same as the first.

[skinkinthegrass]

another Presser..news conference?
.. it's a sure sign, pResident 0'Blahblah et al has LOST
this battle..but, not the long war against America.

[Hoodat]

Live stream: http://www.whitehouse.gov/live

[infool7]

He will probably say something like: You can resume visiting your (formerly) great nations monuments to freedom, liberty and justice as soon as you bow down and worship as slaves to the federal gov’t.

[struggle]

Please address Pfeiffer’s use of the “n-word”, Obama.

[Buckeye McFrog]

That will give Limbaugh the rest of the hour to respond.
His spinmeisters are slipping.

[no-to-illegals]

Good Chance for the lame-stream to stop being lame-stream and destroy the zer0 but am also believing there will be more worship from the lame-stream to the zer0. It would be nice to have an actual media in our Nation that cared about themselves and their families, and Americans and their families and would tell the truth. Guess will have to wait for another time and place.

[nascarnation]

Caliph Baraq, your subjects kneel for your blessing.....

[stanne]

“It’s here to stay”

Ugh. How do people, who struggle to become independent thinking adults put up with this mean dad lecture?