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1 posted on 10/14/2013 2:20:22 PM PDT by QT3.14
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Drip drip drip.

Air travellers waived their 4th, 2nd, now 1st.


2 posted on 10/14/2013 2:22:24 PM PDT by bicyclerepair (The zombies here elected alcee hastings)
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“You are also reminded that any inappropriate remarks or jokes concerning security may result in your arrest.”

If I trusted my government more, I’d think this was probably only meant to warn passengers not to joke about have a bomb or some other weapon or make other such comments that could lead to a false alarm.


3 posted on 10/14/2013 2:25:37 PM PDT by Above My Pay Grade (The people have the right to tell government what guns it may possess, not the other way around.)
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So, playing "the horst wessel song" or "Deutscheland uber alles" played from my kindle fire while waiting in the security line would get me in trouble? what if i replied to a request to open my bag with "jawohl herr obergruppenfuhrer!"

damned gestapo wannabes.

CC

7 posted on 10/14/2013 2:30:16 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
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Hey tsa... I have a joke for you... THE TSA!


10 posted on 10/14/2013 2:33:16 PM PDT by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!)
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It’s long been known that it isn’t wise to greet your friend, Jack at the airport by loudly exclaiming, “Hi, Jack!”


21 posted on 10/14/2013 3:01:22 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (It's hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to hear.)
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Q. Why does TSA airport security look so well staffed?

A. All the jobs for taxi drivers were filled.

Can hardly wait to try that one out.


23 posted on 10/14/2013 3:06:41 PM PDT by cashless (Obama told us he would side with Muslims if the political winds shifted in an ugly direction. Ready?)
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And y'all that this was just hyperbole, dincha ?


             


Don't like the trash on tv ?    Don't subscribe to cable.

Don't like Nazis at the airport ?    Don't go to the airport.

Bbbbbut some of us 'have' to fly for work !
And if the airlines' survival depended on those few, both the TSA Nazis and the Vichy airlines would come to a screeching halt.

Use air travel for discretionary trips and you're part of the problem.

Period

25 posted on 10/14/2013 3:25:12 PM PDT by tomkat
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Haven't been in the Constitution-free zones known as airports in ten years.

Anybody who patronizes airports deserves the totalitarian state that is coming.

A week of nobody flying in protest would shake the feral government bullies to their core.

26 posted on 10/14/2013 3:25:35 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Who knew that one day professional wrestling would be less fake than professional journalism?)
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Violation of our rights. You can’t be arrested for saying anything!


28 posted on 10/14/2013 3:36:34 PM PDT by blondee123 (DICTATORSHIP HAS ARRIVED! Nov. 6, 2012)
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The least they could do is periodically play Reveille from time to time to wake sleeping TSA agents. Going through DFW a couple of years I was floored seeing a sleeping TSA agent guarding some unused exit.


32 posted on 10/14/2013 3:57:58 PM PDT by EVO X
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Can we still photograph TSA workers who have fallen asleep by the x-ray machines?


34 posted on 10/14/2013 4:09:44 PM PDT by getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL (Impeach the Liar.)
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Meanwhile, all men who “appear to be Arab” are waved through with their AK47s in hand.


42 posted on 10/14/2013 5:23:36 PM PDT by Jack Hammer (American)
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Did the illiterate Justice Roberts eliminate the 1st Amendment along with the 10th?


44 posted on 10/14/2013 5:55:13 PM PDT by freedomfiter2 (Brutal acts of commission and yawning acts of omission both strengthen the hand of the devil.)
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I’ve been lurking here since the Clinton days. To prove it, I predict that several people will point out that I just signed up today, others will say that I’m a DU troll, and I will probably be accused of a double post as well.

Anyway, after reading this article, I had to tell of my travel experience this weekend. I was flying from Knoxville TN to Dallas TX. I realize that Knoxville is not a huge city, but there was only 1 TSA agent and 1 x-ray machine/scanner for all departing passengers. When I got there, there were about 30 people in line in front of me and it was taking at least 1 minute per person. So it took over 30 minutes for me to get to the front of the line.

I had a baseball cap on when I went through the scanning machine, and of course the hat got flagged. Believe me, by this time I was in a pretty bad mood. The TSA agent told me to take off my hat. As he was squeezing my hat he said, “You don’t have any guns or knives hidden in here do you?”, as he chuckled. I snatched the hat out of his hands and said “Hell no!” Then I said “If I had made a wisecrack like that, you would have had my face on the floor with a gun to my head! It’s a good thing we don’t all have to live by the same rules.”

He was pretty much speechless at that point and had a confused look on his face as I walked away. Anyway, I got a small amount of satisfaction from the exchange.

That’s all I have to say, but to prove that I’ve been lurking here for years, I’m sure a grammar/spelling nazi will point out my errors, and several people will complain about my formatting or lack thereof.


45 posted on 10/14/2013 7:29:18 PM PDT by xyzzy7
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This is not new. I know I have heard this message multiple times as I do a LOT of travel through IAH.

I cracked up travelling out of LAX about 10 years ago hearing the central scrutinzer on the PA insisting that the white zone is for loading and unloading only. Any Zappa fan would “get it”.


47 posted on 10/14/2013 10:08:16 PM PDT by Rodamala
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So the terrorists won? They managed to destroy Americans’ freedoms.


53 posted on 10/26/2013 7:12:25 PM PDT by gitmo ( If your theology doesn't become your biography it's useless.)
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