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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Liberal arts degree qualifies one to be one of these exciting professionals: hooker, escort service, porn star, used car sales rep, manure merchant, Starbucks Barista, zombie, burger joint grill commander, battle xylophone player, yak urine sample collector, medical study volunteer, professional rent a protester, telemarketer, or modern politician as no brains are apparently required to get the position either.


9 posted on 11/03/2013 2:16:20 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

You forgot “pizza delivery boy”. One summer when pursuing my engineering degree, I took an required English class. It turned out that the professor was pursuing his PHD in English, but delivering pizzas on the side.


31 posted on 11/03/2013 4:45:32 AM PST by lormand (Inside every liberal is a dung slinging monkey)
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To: Darksheare

“yak urine sample collector”

It is funny you mentioned that. I am now at the point where demand has left me no choice but to offer franchise opportunities to those willing to invest their capital, time and sweat equity into this new and exciting venture.


32 posted on 11/03/2013 4:49:46 AM PST by Typelouder
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”yak urine sample collector”

Sorry, that requires a degree in Animal Husbandy and if you were looking for a job doing it, you better have gone to Texas A&M.

Unfortunately while liberal arts depress are probably the most worthless degrees on the planet, today you need one to find even the most mundane job.


33 posted on 11/03/2013 5:00:40 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz ("Senator Cruz basically made the Democrats fight for a whole bunch of things that they already had.")
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To: Darksheare

I would think tha a yak urine sample collector would require a an advanced specialist degree.


62 posted on 11/03/2013 6:30:29 AM PST by Old Yeller (Obama: A dark spot in this country's history.)
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