Crystal Ball: 2014

Townhall ^ | 12/28/2013 | Steve Deace

[Slyfox]

No one will actually sign up for Obamacare.

[shove_it]

Here’s a real longshot for ya’:

A surprising coalition of the Congressional Black Caucus and the House Tea Party Conservatives come together to nominate former one term Congressman Allen West as Speaker of The House. West immediately charges the podium, grabs the gavel and knocks John Boehner out, thereby claiming the Speakership.

[Agamemnon]

What you dream about will not come from within the US but from a place where the US won't be able to filter it.

Watch the Morsi trial in Egypt next month. It may shed some light on Benghazi that even Issa hasn't been able to dig up.

FReegards!

[TEXOKIE]

bfl

[Organic Panic]

Those are awfully generous prdictions... -Full amnesty granted by executive fiat with full voting rights given to any illegal who has been here more thatn 15 years (it will be illegal to verify). -Unemployment extended one more year by executive fiat -Democrats hold the senate and gain seats in the house with the huge influx of new voters and welfare dependents. -GLAAD starts their own reality show on A&E with Pajamaboy as the main character -The Obamas are required to be on all broadcast and cable televisions 8 - 12 hours per day, if they aren't already -Paul Walker stars in 15 new summer releases -The NFL announces banning of any and all physical contact. Tackling will be illegal -Burkina Faso outperforms the per capita earning of the United States -Trayvon Martin BLVD and and Trayvon Martin elementary and high schools pop up in nearly every city in the USA.

[Revolting cat!]

11. Pajama Boy will become a victim of suicide.

[Revolting cat!]

12. The original lineup of the Beatles will announce a reunion.

[SamAdams76]

I predict Apple will come out with a smart TV that makes all other TVs look primitive by comparison. Much like the iPhone made all other cellphones look stupid back in 2007.

[Revolting cat!]

13. In a surprising development, Rock and Roll will continue to be here to stay.

[Revolting cat!]

14. The famous will continue to croak in groups of three.

[Revolting cat!]

15. While governments continue to fall and be replaced in many democracies of the world, in the United States of the Stupid, the most corrupt and incompetent administration in the country’s history will remained untouched.

[outofsalt]

Pajama Boy will give birth to Rachel Madow’s baby.

Miley Cyrus will be crippled in a horrible twerking mishap.

North Dakota and South Dakota will set aside their differences and join together to rule north amerika as an independent nation of Dakota.

Chick-fil-A will become Chick-Phil-A.

The rev’rns Sharpton and Jackson will be caught in a love triangle with Jeremiah Wright.

The Russian Olympics will cancel pole vaulting.

Al Gore’s Chakra will freeze.

Mayor Bloomberg will get lung cancer.

More birth certificates will be discovered in an Egyptian court.

Hillary & Huma will marry in Utah.

[SeekAndFind]

RE: 12. The original lineup of the Beatles will announce a reunion.

I didn’t know that John and George were not part of the original lineup.... if not, who were?

[workerbee]

My #1 prediction is that there will be a huge blackmarket in decent lightbulbs. And we'll begin seeing headlines like "Man suspected of stockpiling contraband -- an arsenal of incandescent weapons were found in his basement. Children sent to CPS. Dog dead."

Sure, you laugh now.

[crazycatlady]

I already put 10 on the other thread, but here’s an 11th:

Across the country, states, counties and cities will make real cuts in entitlements and government giveaways. They will understand that the alternative is unthinkable(Greece). There will be demonstrations and other ugliness but in the end people will understand that it was for the best.

[par4]

The Super Bowl is often the most watched show of the year, but this year’s edition provides an unprecedented novelty act—a chance to see a championship decided in a winter wonderland in New York in February.

The Super Bowl is being held in New Jersey, not New York.

Nice try, Carnac,,,,,,

[a fool in paradise]

Abe Vigoda will count down the hits of 2014 as he rings in 2015 in a live telecast.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

LOL

[hattend]

Snowden goes out for cigarettes and is never heard from again.