Police: Gunman shoved gun in waistband, shot himself in testicles

MS News Now ^ | January 30, 2014 | FOX 12 Staff

[Chode]

coulda been worse, title coulda said Johnson shoots self in Johnson...

[Pilgrim's Progress]

The article says he “ran away” . . . given the circumstances, I hardly think he was running . . . maybe hobbling, most likely just sat down and waited for the cops.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Shooter came up short.

[DeFault User]

demanded he hand over his property

I wonder what property that was???

If it were drugs, I bet he wishes it was a lidocaine patch.

From the website:

Lidocaine helps to reduce sharp/burning/aching pain as well as discomfort caused by skin areas that are overly sensitive to touch. Lidocaine belongs to a class of drugs known as local anesthetics. It works by causing a temporary loss of feeling in the area where you apply the patch.

[PA Engineer]

He must have giant-sized testes to shoot a bullet into them. If I had such an act of idiocy, the bullet would go through them.

Nah. Just a luck shot.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

LOL

[Frank_2001]

Should also have been charged with first-degree STUPIDITY! ;)

[Disambiguator]

Doesn’t someone have a genital mutilation ping list? This certainly qualifies.

That would be our very own Martin Fierro.

[Revolting cat!]

Does this incident qualify as gentile manipulation?

[Delta 21]

ping

[TaMoDee]

News item: Joseph Johnson changes name to Josephine Johnson. Josephine tells Local News Channel that she couldn’t wait for a court order.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Thanks.

[CtBigPat]

Doesn’t qualify for Darwin but it does clean up the gene pool.

Actually it does. Loss of reproductive ability qualifies as well as death.

[Fireone]

Oh, nuts!

[FlingWingFlyer]

Excellent!!!

[kaehurowing]

He may have qualified for a Darwin Award depending upon the amount of damage done!

[davisfh]

Did he get a “hole-in-one?”

[dalereed]

Cheap vasectomy!

[umgud]

He’s no longer considered a hardened criminal I’ll bet.

[man_in_tx]

Ouch!