Posted on 02/26/2014 8:55:32 AM PST by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is
time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun
than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the
prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity
simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with
shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk
Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind
his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-
Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of
life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of
the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little
Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats
like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — that’s host. Get
ready to what you were born to do — that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio
Thread).
I have been saying for over a decade that the objective is to subvert church doctrine.
Thanks. Interesting, but no definitive answer.
ROFL.
Do you know what the rule of thumb is?
I aint laughin.
Hello
Howdy
People used to use their thumbs to measure things?
Hi There.
Hello
How thick a stick can be that you use to beat your wife.
Howdy Clint?
Rule of Thumb?
Rush is wrong on this. Most of the time you can always tell a college graduate from a non graduate. College teaches you discipline, shows you many other areas of study (Philosophy, religion, math, computers...etc). It teaches you about not procrastinating, getting along, organizing your time, how to team play with others, how to adapt...etc. I compare it to a kid who went into the military to one that did not. Night and day difference.
Howdy?
Correct.
Nice.
That looks like a fun project. I hope they get a build contract from it.
Love the sinner, hate the sin....
Can’t wait till the bitch croaks.
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