[Mr Ramsbotham]

I hope whoever he threw that hat to after his photo op was finished had the good Texas sense to stomp it in some bullsh!t and then burn it. It weren’t worth nothing after being on his haid.

Except, perhaps, to an entomologist.

[Gaffer]

If, by entomologist, you mean one who picks through sh!t trying to find some scientific value in it with respect to diet, living habits, environs, well then I might agree with you.

Myself, I’m thinking the only value in examining a hat he wore would by a scatalogist, if one permits me the luxury of coining that word.