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I said, "That's it, I'm getting married. This is it. Gonna be me and her."
I was so happy. And I went out and I went shopping. And I was waiting on the line and I saw the Enquirer magazine while I was waiting on the line and I saw Johnny Carson on the front page.
There was a picture of him like this:
Then I said, "What's up with Johnny?" I turned to the inside story and his wife was on the other page and she was like this:
And over her head it said, "Johnny's wife wants half Johnny's money."
I turned that sh*t back to Johnny. Then I started thinking about it.
Half.
If you... If you have $5.00 and have to give somebody $2.50, you'd be upset.
Johnny had to have at least 300 million. And have to give up $150 million?
And they wasn't even married but ten years.

You can just cut me a check, Johnny.