It doesn’t matter, no matter how close it is, some
woman will have to go to the bathroom before you
get there, and when you stop she will want you to
get directions even though you already know the way
there. Oh, and the kids will all be hollaring,
“How much farther IS it??”.
Dad, are we there yet?
You better behave yourselves becaue if I have to pull this spaceship over, you will all be in big trouble."