[BuckeyeTexan]

And it’s so long. But what a treat.

[Sacajaweau]

You can kinda picture Scalia with Law books in his crib...titles such as "Jack vs Jill".

The case involves a girl named Jill who purportedly pushed Jack and he fell down the hill. Jack seeks medical bills and punitive damages.

Unfortunately for Jill, Jack's mother managed to photograph Jill pushing Jack.

Jill claims that Jack pushed her first and it was self defense.