This is because the man is an example of true genius. Never in the history of the consulting business has a man managed to spend so much and managed to achieve so little. But wait, there's more! That's not the "genius" part!
The "Genius" part comes in when KTAR manages to convince candidates to hire him again and again, disaster after disaster. This man, this man I say, has the unique ability to spot a loser from 1,500 meters out, and then convince the GOP to spend YOUR money on him, a losing campaign, and of course, KTAR himself.
But the "Genius" goes far beyond getting you to pay for losing tactics. O no! With KTAR you also get losing strategy ... e.g. The welcome mat for Illegal Aliens, who are only too happy to repay KTAR's compassion by voting for the Democrats well before they are even semi-legitimized by KTAR's latest Amnesty Program!
KTAR's genius has been recognized by no less an intellectual leader than Sean (Hair-Do) Hannity. HS Drop out KTAR has often described himself as an Idiot savant. As usual, the half-assed SOB has it about half right.
Guess no one at the GOP has ever heard the "Fool me once..." thing. KTAR has discovered that over at GOP HQ, you CAN fool ALL those people ALL the time. That, FRiends, is "genius."
Yeah, what you said.