Thought Police Force Local Baker to Participate in Gay Wedding. Will They Make Orthodox Rabbis...

Reason ^ | June 6, 2014 | David Harsanyi

[bamahead]

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Thought Police Force Local Baker to Participate in Gay Wedding. Will They Make Orthodox Rabbis and Imams Perform Gay Weddings, Too?

[bamahead]

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[SkyDancer]

He should claim he’s muslim. No dogs, no pigs, no gay anything.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

A nasty but cool thought. The baker should make the cake, and then put two plastic naked men on top giving each other a BJ.

He should also have little plastic dildos sticking out of the sides of the cake.

If they wanted a cake, they’re gonna get one and then some.

Complying with fascist laws can be fun if you know how to do it right.

[Telepathic Intruder]

How about a little decorative icing in large bold letters than reads
Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind: it is abomination.
It's just for decoration, your Honor.

[Impala64ssa]

Ping for later

[C210N]

Should bake a chocolate fudge wedding cake.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

I’d lace the cake with saltpeter as well - goodbye honeymoon!

[rbmillerjr]

Since when does an appointed and unelected commission have binding enforcement powers?

This sounds like BS to me.

[kingattax]

how about a viagra and ex-lax layer cake ?

[Farmer Dean]

Do you want them mounted?No,holding hands will do.

[GeronL]

or both

[UCANSEE2]

The baker should make the cake, and then put two plastic naked men on top giving each other a BJ.

And the devil takes another soul.

[Secret Agent Man]

i’d make the worst tasting cake ever. just say you were trying to capture what anal rimming/fisting might taste like, in cake/frosting form. you know a cake homage to stuff gays like.

[Secret Agent Man]

an outer frosting “cake” layer but inside full of veteran kimchee. perfect metaphor for gay marriage right there.

[Gene Eric]

It sucks that good merchants need to suffer the whims of selfish degenerates.

“Homosexual marriage law” is about forcing the citizens to support, service, and sanction homosexual behavior. It’s not about love, but statism.

[madprof98]

These people would love to make Orthodox rabbis perform gay weddings—or march them off to the gas chamber. As for imams, they’re too afraid of them to try it.

[digger48]

The Westboro Inbred Church should seek out a gay-owned print shop to make their banners.

See how that one flies

[familyop]

"Since when does an appointed and unelected commission have binding enforcement powers?"

It's in Colorado.

[gtwizard]

Personally, I’m headed to the nearest Halal Butcher Shop and demanding they grind my pig into sausages!