[TurboZamboni]

Pappa was a rolling stone. Momma was a flaming sock.

[cuban leaf]

I can understand the knife, but the flaming sock is over the top. They should throw the book at her.

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

Flaming sock? Sounds like the name of a grunge band.

[cuban leaf]

Thanks to the context, that was one of the funniest things I’ve read in s LONG time.

[The Great RJ]

To end this violence the government better ban knives,gasoline and especially socks. (sarcasm)

[House Atreides]

“...The mother told police Grey has an unspecified mental illness...”
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She obviously needs to be committed until she’s not a danger to herself or others. Very sad situation both for the daughter and her family.

[dead]

My mom used to terrorize us with a flaming sock all the time.

Coolest mom ever.

[Iron Munro]

Sabrina Lajewel?

She’ll be on Jerry Springer as soon as they spring ‘er.

[ExTexasRedhead]

Any RATs calling for a ban on knives and socks yet? Calling Eyeballs Piglosi and Hairy Reid.

[defconw]

I was hoping for a picture. But I know it's the Amish again! Now had she put her sock on a gas stove, she'd gotten a lot more bang for her buck. :)

[jiggyboy]

Where to start. Three adults each with children and not a one of em married as far as I can tell.

[COBOL2Java]

According to the Ramsey County Sheriff's Department, she's been charged with

• ATTEMPTED MURDER - FELONY [F-MURDER]
• ASSAULT - FELONY [F-ASSAULT]
• CRIMINAL DAMAGE TO PROPERTY - FELONY [F- DAM TO PRSOt. PP]
• ARSON [F-ARSON]

[areukiddingme1]

[JimSEA]

Well, that’s a headline we won’t be reading again anytime soon . . . hopefully.