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How about Harry Truman?
Pres.(USA)”Good morning Mr President. How are things in Mexico City? Fine. About my Marine...I have two options for you, senor. Plans “A” and “B”.
Pres. (Mex)”My best wishes to the family. What are my options?”
Pres. Truman..”Plan A is simple. I get my Marine in exchange for the Mexican citizen of YOUR selection, currently held in one of my jails. Your choice.”
Pres. (Mex.) “Sounds fair, but what is Plan B?”
Pres. (USA) “I will come and get my Marine...in exchange for 2,500,000 of YOUR citizens here illegally.”
Pres. (Mex.) “A very diplomatic solution. I go for “A” and you can collect your Marine in 30 minutes at the border.”