Ohhhh.....but us bourbon preppers saw this coming. While you were tucking away shotgun shells and that Marie Osmond freeze dried food, I was putting cases and cases of bourbon away. I put enough away that if I cut back to one bottle a day, it would last for....let’s see......carry the five.....I before E except after C.......well....a long time. And, of course, you know what goes perfect with bourbon? That’s right! Cheez Whiz! I’ve got cases of that, too.
But, I am not without heart. If you run out of bourbon, just send me a private e-mail here on Free Republic, and I’ll send you......A PHOTO OF ME DRINKING BOUBON! I’ll share my last bean with you, but the bourbon is MINE!!!
Now That’s a funny post!