Mysterious Snakes, Bees Attack Boko Haram in Sambisa Forest

Vanguard ^ | June 26, 2014 | Ndahi Marama

[Blood of Tyrants]

I remember one nest if chiggers I got into as a boy. They infested my crotch area and itched so bad that I poured rubbing alcohol on freshly scratched areas. The burning was preferable to the itching.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Not if they are African cane toads. Those suckers are poisonous to practically everything.

[Safetgiver]

Was That ErNESTINE? She did the same thing to me!!

[Red Badger]

Bad juju?.................

[Kackikat]

In CJ we call that ‘just desserts’....in God’s world it’s called ‘reaping what you sow’....havoc!

[Red Badger]

I don’t know if they have chiggers in Africa, but we can airdrop tons of Spanish Moss on them...................

[Red Badger]

I used coal oil, aka kerosene, on chiggers. Works really well.............and tobacco juice on the bites.............

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

And chiggers! Thousands and thousands of chiggers!

That's racist.

Chigger please!

[chrisser]

He said: “We are pleading with them to spare our lives. We were forced into the sect. But we know that it is not the right way. I personally have never killed anyone, but I have my friend here who had killed many people.”

With friends like him, who needs enemies...

[lonevoice]

He said: “We have fought together since 2010. We have fought in Marte, Bama, Buni Yadima and Gwoza. We were not in Chibok. We have not seen the girls, but we heard about the issue.

I see. They have fought everywhere BUT in Chibok where the girls were kidnapped.

“Our leaders have been talking about it and we have been following all news from the radio. We decided to flee when almost all our comrades are leaving the Sambisa because of constant attacks by snakes and bees, which we were told was as a result of Chibok abducted schoolgirls.

They only know about the girls from listening to the radio (a page right out of Obozo's playbook, ha!). The snakes and bees are only attacking because of Chibok. Since these guys were everywhere BUT Chibok, they should be released. < /sarc>

[Arrowhead1952]

Too bad there aren't any feral pigs to clean up the mess.

[wbarmy]

In Exodus the Lord talks about using bees, insects and wild animals to drive out the inhabitants of Canaan so they would not bother the Israelites as they moved in. Maybe God has decided child kidnappers and slavers could use some of the same medicine. I know I have been praying that God reveal Himself to those kidnappers.

[bkopto]

Maybe we’re looking at a variant of Exodus 23:28:

I will send the hornet ahead of you to drive the Hivites, Canaanites and Hittites out of your way.

God’s agents going after the Muzzies.

[nickcarraway]

That was the best line.

[nickcarraway]

Blame or credit?

[GOYAKLA]

Washington Chiggers, name OK’d by NFL.
Their way to Bug-Out.

[gnarledmaw]

Clearly, this is the perfect time for the CIA to hire a few Vampires and Wizards to bring this whole issue in Africa to a successful conclusion.

[ExTexasRedhead]

Israeli style?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUD4zMMIk68

[Salamander]

Heh.

;)

[R. Scott]

Even Mother Nature is against them!