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Argentina’s Javier Mascherano says he tore his anus playing against the Netherlands
O Canada.com ^
| July 11, 2014
| Ishmael N. Daro
Posted on 07/11/2014 9:08:00 AM PDT by Loyalist
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TMI.
But seriously folks, this should put to rest all the claims that soccer is somehow a sissy sport. When did you ever see someone go on the DL or be questionable for this reason?
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posted on
07/11/2014 9:08:01 AM PDT
by
Loyalist
To: Loyalist
Maybe it’s not a sissy sport, but admitting you tore your anus is questionable.
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posted on
07/11/2014 9:09:46 AM PDT
by
stevio
(God, guns, guts.)
To: Loyalist
An anus injury? That sound very gay. This proves that soccer is a sport for homosexuals. Football players from other heterosexual sports never have injuries like that.
To: Loyalist
There are worse ways to have your anus torn.
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posted on
07/11/2014 9:11:03 AM PDT
by
twhitak
To: Loyalist
This guy should join the new State Department under Obama!
They are always flying the rainbow flag and tearing up each other’s anus’s.
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posted on
07/11/2014 9:11:38 AM PDT
by
LucianOfSamasota
(Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
To: Loyalist
Gives new meaning to the term “butt hurt.”
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posted on
07/11/2014 9:12:48 AM PDT
by
mojito
(Zero, our Nero.)
To: Loyalist
But seriously folks, this should put to rest all the claims that soccer is somehow a sissy sport
...not really...
To: Loyalist
says he later tore his anus He will be flown to San Francisco where the world's leading anus repair experts can be found.
To: Loyalist
There’s a title I though I’d never see.
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posted on
07/11/2014 9:15:21 AM PDT
by
Moonman62
(The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
To: Loyalist
I would like to hear from a proctologist.
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posted on
07/11/2014 9:16:00 AM PDT
by
immadashell
(The inmates are running the asylum.)
To: Loyalist
Talk about playing your ass off...
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posted on
07/11/2014 9:17:36 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/11/2014 9:18:34 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Loyalist
Paraphrasing Nathan Hale (ducking):
I am so satisfied with the cause in which I have engaged that my only regret is that I have not more anuses than one to offer in its service.
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posted on
07/11/2014 9:19:55 AM PDT
by
Zhang Fei
(Let us pray that peace be now restored to the world and that God will preserve it always.)
To: Loyalist
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posted on
07/11/2014 9:20:54 AM PDT
by
radioactivereb
("I'm tryin' to think but nothin' happens!"-Curly Howard)
To: Loyalist
Good God...if that ever happened to me I’d never announce it publicly.I probably wouldn’t even tell my doctor.
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posted on
07/11/2014 9:21:21 AM PDT
by
SayNoToDems
(Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We're only seeing singing Hitlers.)
To: Loyalist
Is he blaming this on the guys backing him up or the rear guard???
To: Loyalist
He brought his A-nus game.
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posted on
07/11/2014 9:25:32 AM PDT
by
tflabo
(Truth or tryranny)
To: Loyalist
Well, that’s ONE way to explain it........................
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posted on
07/11/2014 9:27:23 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(I've posted a total of 2,759 threads and 85,158 replies...............)
To: Red Badger
Did he mean in the showers?
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posted on
07/11/2014 9:30:16 AM PDT
by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: Loyalist
Gayest.
Injury.
Ever.
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posted on
07/11/2014 9:31:24 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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