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Argentina’s Javier Mascherano says he tore his anus playing against the Netherlands
O Canada.com ^ | July 11, 2014 | Ishmael N. Daro

Posted on 07/11/2014 9:08:00 AM PDT by Loyalist

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To: Loyalist

I just opened this one for the comments. As usual, you guys delivered.


61 posted on 07/11/2014 12:24:45 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Loyalist
“I do not want to be rude … I tore the anus that play. That’s why I felt so much pain”

I guess its safe to say he'll be limiting his participation in the post game celebration then?
62 posted on 07/11/2014 1:02:41 PM PDT by krogers58
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To: Slings and Arrows

This is why you’re supposed to stretch before the game, no?


63 posted on 07/11/2014 2:34:15 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: RichInOC

Open wide!


64 posted on 07/11/2014 2:38:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Loyalist
"Mr. Drill? This is the hospital. About that organ donor card you signed..."

"I dunno, Doc - are we a tissue match? I guess I could spare one of them."

65 posted on 07/11/2014 2:49:34 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Slings and Arrows

So wrong. I laughed.


66 posted on 07/11/2014 3:02:13 PM PDT by RichInOC ("ARMAGEDDON!!!" *BOOM!* "Ole, ole-ole-ole...Argentina! Argentina!")
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To: RichInOC

I’m ashamed. (Not that it’ll stop me.)


67 posted on 07/11/2014 3:19:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ApplegateRanch

...and Barky is a great president.


68 posted on 07/11/2014 3:21:21 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Loyalist

Wrecked em?


69 posted on 07/11/2014 3:45:48 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: Loyalist; al baby

BRD PING!!!!!!!!


70 posted on 07/11/2014 3:47:06 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: onedoug

ping


71 posted on 07/11/2014 3:47:26 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: windcliff

“Oh, it can tear a anus, oh Chef-Of-The-Future.”


72 posted on 07/12/2014 5:11:55 AM PDT by onedoug
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To: Loyalist

73 posted on 07/12/2014 5:16:52 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wrecked ‘em?


74 posted on 07/12/2014 7:11:57 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: a fool in paradise

Darn near killed him...


75 posted on 07/13/2014 8:38:43 PM PDT by null and void (If Bill Clinton was the first black president, why isn't Barack Obama the first woman president?)
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