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I Now Pronounce You Spouse And Spouse
Townhall.com ^ | July 14, 2014 | Michael Brown

Posted on 07/14/2014 12:49:54 PM PDT by Kaslin

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1 posted on 07/14/2014 12:49:54 PM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

My daughter wouldn’t cotton to going bra shopping with her father.

Moms and dads do different things.


2 posted on 07/14/2014 12:52:08 PM PDT by RinaseaofDs (.)
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To: Kaslin

Coming soon to an Obamanation near you!

3 posted on 07/14/2014 12:53:35 PM PDT by Bubba_Leroy (The Obamanation Continue)
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To: Kaslin

“We don’t want to change anything you’re doing. We just want to be able to come out of the closet, live side by side with others in peace.”


4 posted on 07/14/2014 12:54:02 PM PDT by DoughtyOne
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To: Kaslin

Hey guys hate to say it

I have feeling this law was sign by my Hippie guru governor Jerry Brown

Yeah what going happen would Spanish launage couple can’t be couple be Senor and Senora in Marriage

Or more respectable Don or Dona


5 posted on 07/14/2014 12:55:20 PM PDT by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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To: Kaslin

I’m soooo angry that this stupidity got out of hand. There is no such thing as gay marriage. It’s a farce and a perversion of the instinct for survival.


6 posted on 07/14/2014 12:59:36 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Kaslin

I agree with everything in this article.

Except the final sentence....


7 posted on 07/14/2014 1:02:08 PM PDT by ConservativeDude
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To: DoughtyOne
And when a Sunni Muslim from a primarily Shia country (or vice-versa) comes here to claim political refugee status and decides to settle down and get married the Imam will say:

I now pronounce you spouse and spouse and spouse and spouse and spouse ...

8 posted on 07/14/2014 1:02:35 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: Bubba_Leroy

which one is the husband and which is the wife?


9 posted on 07/14/2014 1:03:30 PM PDT by brooklyn dave (The Emperor has no clothes! Nor brains, nor integrity and a host of other attributes.)
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To: who_would_fardels_bear

Most likely...


10 posted on 07/14/2014 1:06:00 PM PDT by DoughtyOne
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So you can say “spouse and spouse” but you cannot say husband or wife? Something drastically wrong. Screw those idiotic politically correct imbeciles.
11 posted on 07/14/2014 1:17:39 PM PDT by DaveA37
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To: Kaslin

mouse(singular) mice(plural)

I now pronounce you spice.


12 posted on 07/14/2014 1:18:08 PM PDT by paintriot (On the Conservative Coast.)
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To: Bubba_Leroy
I now pronounce you man and sheep. Or is it I now pronounce you species and species?

Israeli man marries donkey to protest gay marriage

13 posted on 07/14/2014 1:21:31 PM PDT by Stepan12
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To: Kaslin
I Now Pronounce You Spouse And Spouse

And coming soon to an address near you:

I Now Pronounce You Spouse And Spouse And Spouse And Spouse And Pets.
14 posted on 07/14/2014 1:29:38 PM PDT by Resettozero
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To: Sacajaweau

A farce soundly now endorsed by the American people, particularly those under 40.


15 posted on 07/14/2014 1:31:49 PM PDT by Theodore R. (Liberals keep winning; so the American people must now be all-liberal all the time.)
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To: Kaslin
With the Hispanization of the country also occurring, how are these new designations being handled? I thought the terms for 'spouse' were esposa and esposo, depending on gender ... Or will it just depend on what the party "wishes" to be called, and it's only the English words that MUST be changed ??
16 posted on 07/14/2014 1:32:12 PM PDT by mikrofon (California D-, BUMP)
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To: Resettozero
Spouse And Spouse

The plural if spouse is spice.

17 posted on 07/14/2014 2:00:27 PM PDT by Dan(9698)
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To: Kaslin

It seems to me that this is a tacit admission that a REAL marriage requires a husband and a wife.


18 posted on 07/14/2014 2:13:37 PM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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To: Kaslin

This will make a travesty of Ancestry.com


19 posted on 07/14/2014 2:13:41 PM PDT by Help!
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To: Kaslin

Here’s a word for feminists and homosexualists: misogamy.


20 posted on 07/14/2014 5:22:41 PM PDT by familyop (We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
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