"Welcome, dumbass!"
Posted on 08/11/2014 9:34:01 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
An Isis commander at a terrorist training camp north of Baghdad accidentally detonated a belt packed with explosives during a demonstration in front of a group militants on Monday, killing himself and 21 nearby trainees.
The accident was a source of dark humour for locals, with suicide attacks in public spaces having become an almost daily occurrence in Iraq.
A bomber struck a falafel shop near the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in Baghdad last week, and when told of the bungled training demonstration by the New York Times, Raad Hashim, who works at a liquor store near the site of the bombing, burst out laughing.
"This is so funny," he said. "It shows how stupid they are, those dogs and sons of dogs."
On a more serious note, he added: "It also gives me pain, as I remember all the innocent people that were killed here.”
"This is God showing justice. This is God sending a message to the bad people and the criminals in the world, to tell them to stop the injustice and to bring peace. Evil will not win in the end. It’s always life that wins over death.
(Excerpt) Read more at belfasttelegraph.co.uk ...
SILENCE!!
Is there an Islamic Darwin award?
I’ll bet he won’t make THAT mistake again.
(Stalks off, muttering darkly...)
Now THAT is funny!
Strictly speaking, only a prohibition on consuming wine and “liquor made from dates” is mentioned in the Koran. And it’s interpreted as meaning “don’t go to mosque drunk off your keester”.
That’s what I’ve heard from plenty of Muslims hear in Europe as they tip back a beer. :) I’ve met more than a few in my travels, and the ones who don’t enjoy a beer every now and then are considered “weirdos” or “fanatics” by the rest.
Saudi businessmen raid the plane’s liquor cabinet as soon as they leave Saudi Airspace, and they make a beeline straight for the nearest nudie bar once their plane lands.
“Pay attention! I am only going to show you this once!”
...Some days, you’re the dog,
...Some days, you’re the hydrant...
Yep,that’s him all over!
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Shows how stupid the subhuman brutish uncivilized bearded savages are.
Someone sent me this:
http://www.nowtheendbegins.com/blog/?p=23590
Check out the video down the page! Allah Akbar indeed! Made my day!
Priceless!!
RE: I’ll bet he won’t make THAT mistake again.
Confucius say: If at first you not succeed, Do not try suicide bombing!
I guess in a claas of this nature, you don't have any instructors who have "real world" experience. :-)
Reminds me of the Bob & Ray "Mr. Science" skits...
"DON'T TOUCH THAT LITTLE JIMMY!"
BAH-BOOOOM!
Q: What's the last thing that went through his mind?
A: His spleen.
....”a terrorist training camp north of Baghdad accidentally detonated a belt packed with explosives during a demonstration in front of a group militants on Monday, killing himself and 21 nearby trainees.”......
LOL....Wonder what those who survived are thinking? Did they learn a lesson...lol
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