Posted on 08/11/2014 9:34:01 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
An Isis commander at a terrorist training camp north of Baghdad accidentally detonated a belt packed with explosives during a demonstration in front of a group militants on Monday, killing himself and 21 nearby trainees.
The accident was a source of dark humour for locals, with suicide attacks in public spaces having become an almost daily occurrence in Iraq.
A bomber struck a falafel shop near the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in Baghdad last week, and when told of the bungled training demonstration by the New York Times, Raad Hashim, who works at a liquor store near the site of the bombing, burst out laughing.
"This is so funny," he said. "It shows how stupid they are, those dogs and sons of dogs."
On a more serious note, he added: "It also gives me pain, as I remember all the innocent people that were killed here.”
"This is God showing justice. This is God sending a message to the bad people and the criminals in the world, to tell them to stop the injustice and to bring peace. Evil will not win in the end. It’s always life that wins over death.
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ROTFLOL!
I would love to see the faces of those who survived this....
If you ever get the chance to see a movie called “Four Lions,” there is a scene very similar to this in it. It is an absolutely hilarious look at the self-professed jihadi movement, and what utter incompetent asses they are. Well worth looking for.
It sounds like these people were celebrating the funeral explosion that took so many lives....”Bang” to them means someones gone to be with Virgins! Took only a second to hear them cry out...Allah Akbar!
What if they find their 72 virgins look like Helen Thomas???
Did Mohammed promise that the virgins are young and beautiful???
Or women?
In a bombing aftermath Israeli police can quickly identify the source as a suicide bomber as opposed to bag ied because the head is usualy found nearby, not too badly damaged. The tremendous upward force rips the soft connective neck tissue and send the head flying like a high speed low drag champaign cork.
So in this case the instructor was truly a head of his class.( Okay, it sounds better if you can imagine “Sherman and Peabody” of the “Rocky and Bullwinkle” show doing it.)
Sadly, billy rich boy aires wasn’t there at the time.
ROFLMO
Video would of been great
A true suicide bomber. And he took a pack of potential suicide victims with him.
Hope he finds peace and solace with the 73 Virginians waiting for him in Muzzie Paradise!
Fellow Christians, feel free to reach out to me, but I’ll freely admit, it’s stretching my Christianity beyond limits to love these subhumans. In a Christian sense, I can see loving individuals. But on the whole, I’d cheer if they were all wiped off the face of this earth.
Why do you think God told Saul to wipe out the Amalekites and punished him for not doing his job completely?
I think the animation takes away from the humor. You already know what the outcome is.
The fanatics are the ones that behead everyone who isn’t like them.
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Alternate headline:
“A bunch of really surprised students wake up in Hell”
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