[aomagrat]

He obviously watched "King of the Hill."

[EagleUSA]

You can’t make this stuff up..... :-)

[cripplecreek]

Chuck Mangione Jr.

[cripplecreek]

[niteowl77]

He obviously watched "King of the Hill."

No mention of Chuck Mangione, though.

Mr. niteowl77

[mylife]

He dressed like this to avoid detection.

[Responsibility2nd]

And Married with Children.

AL BUNDY: Meh. Been there. Done that.

[Vigilanteman]

Police said the unidentified teen made a hole in a wall of a drink aisle to take items without being noticed and used diapers to avoid having to use the restroom.

A trail of garbage reportedly led employees to the teen.

Clever enough to make a hole; not clever enough to conceal it.

Wonder how long he could have extended the ruse had he simply been smart enough to pocket his trash and dispose of it inside towel waste when he used the public restroom normally.

[Alex Murphy]

The 14-year-old built two campsites inside the store using boxes of strollers and stacks of paper towels and toilet paper

He obviously watched "King of the Hill."

Or maybe "Employee Of The Month".

[ballplayer]

He may be onto something there,build condos inside stores!
Can we offer franchises?

[Focault's Pendulum]

Teen lived in Texas Walmart for four days without notice, report says

He was supposed to give them notice he was living there?

[Enterprise]

CAREER OPPORTUNITIES, with Jennifer Connolly and Frank Whaley

[Eccl 10:2]

Too bad he’s only 14. If I were the store manager, I’d offer him a job in security.

[Larry Lucido]

[GeronL]

does this kid not have parents?

[Bender2]

Funny, I am in that Corsicana, Texas, Walmart just about every day... and I didn't see a thing--

[gaijin]

If Reagan were prez, WHAT would the lib media do with this story...?

I shudder just to contemplate it.

[Gefn]

On the TV show, Dilbert, Dilbert’s dad lived for 20 years inside the local mall.

[Disambiguator]

I used to work at a retail drug store in the Bay Area (that will remain un-named), and some of the employees there used to snooze in the tops of the pallet racks in “nests” they made in the boxes of merchandise. They didn’t live there, though. It was just for naps.

[fulltlt]

Hey, if Walmart allows RVs to stay in the parking lot why not allow camping in the store.

[CommerceComet]

The aisles in Walmart these days are so filled with merchandise, I’m surprised they ever found his hide-away. There’s so much junk in the aisles that it can be hard to make your way through Walmart, particularly with a cart.