Joe Piscopo’s confessions of a disillusioned Democrat

Washington Times ^ | August 14, 2014 | Joe Piscopo

[Maceman]

I’m a Democrat. I’ve been a Democrat my entire life.

I used to utter those two sentences with pride and would shout them from the highest rooftops. Now, I’m almost embarrassed to say those words.

I almost can’t articulate my political affiliation in public (or on the radio) without immediately offering an apology and an explanation.

How did I get here?

[First_Salute]

Good catch; tx.

[afsnco]

“If you’re not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you’re not a conservative at forty you have no brain.” -Winston Churchill

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Baby steps are better than no steps.

[Milton Miteybad]

Sure, Joe is slow. Real, real slow. Dead turtle slow.

But I'm willing to give him credit for at least thinking about what he's been doing wrong all these years.

But, in the end, he probably will never be able to overcome his intellectual deficiencies. Too bad, so sad.

[Kenny Bunk]

The U.S. Constitution is still a winner after 200+ years. Forget both parties, and start there.

OK. How?

[vpintheak]

Some people are slow learners. He admits his downfall however. He is a hero worshipper, which too many people are. I have a healthy respect for people but I never buy what anyone tells me right off the bat, or at least I try not to.

[itsahoot]

Yogi Berra

"I take a 2 hour nap from 1-4"

"If you come to a fork in the road, take it".

"I really didn't say everything I said."

Many Yogisms here

[JSDude1]

Welcome to the party, Joe.

[pluvmantelo]

Take back Vanessa Redgrave
Take back Joe Piscopo
Take back Eddie Murphy
Giv’em all some place to go

[Nuc 1.1]

Concur.

[EricT.]

You are hopeless.

Maybe you should go back outside and yell at the kids on your lawn.