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To: Steelfish
“I would go straight to paradise.”


unluckily for him, his voodoo religion is too stupid to translate properly. those aren't 72 virgins waiting for him in paradise, those are raisins

2 posted on 08/16/2014 7:38:17 PM PDT by JohnBrowdie (http://forum.stink-eye.net)
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To: JohnBrowdie
"unluckily for him, his voodoo religion is too stupid to translate properly. those aren't 72 virgins waiting for him in paradise, those are raisins"

May all his 72 refurbished virgins resemble Joan Rivers.
7 posted on 08/16/2014 7:48:44 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: JohnBrowdie

LOL! OMG, all this dying due to a misinterpretation by another lowlife!!


8 posted on 08/16/2014 7:50:14 PM PDT by SgtHooper (Anyone who remembers the 60's, was not there!)
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To: JohnBrowdie

I read the article you linked to. I did not realize there was such a lack of textual criticism with the koran. I know if i fought and died for Islam I would be truly angry when I got to the afterlife and all that awaited me there was a really good produce section.

CC


12 posted on 08/16/2014 8:03:36 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
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To: JohnBrowdie
“I would go straight to paradise.”

That can be arranged.


15 posted on 08/16/2014 8:20:59 PM PDT by garjog (Obama: bringing joy to the hearts of Terrorists everywhere.)
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