If we gave these idiots my coffee, for science, I wonder what would happen?
2250 hours, subjects have become less coherent.
2251 hours, subjects lost all bowel control and promptly rage stomped each other in some bizarre zombie trance.
2252 hours, further cognitive deterioration followed by rapid onset of death...
Suspect is running northbound from shooting location on foot
LMAO !!
Your coffee? You’d be up on war crimes charges.