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To: Olog-hai

Pay that money back.


3 posted on 08/17/2014 10:24:51 PM PDT by Oliviaforever
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To: Oliviaforever
Pay that money back.

He's legally dead. Just shoot him. . . Problem solved. The worst the daughters could be charged with is vandalizing a corpse.

Better yet, they probably have a legal death certificate. Get a county permit to cremate the body and set him on fire. . . burn up the body. That way there're no misdemeanor charges. . . Unless someone complains about air pollution. Just have to check the legal burn days.

Damn. I sometimes have problems keeping my macabre sense of humor under control. This has been one of them.

10 posted on 08/18/2014 12:42:53 AM PDT by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users continue...)
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