Of course, I have a meat-eating lawyer on speed-dial (thanks, ex-wives), so I'm not low-hanging fruit.
/johnny
Somehow I knew we were kindred spirits.
Shouldn’t: “Of course, I have a meat-eating lawyer on speed-dial (thanks, ex-wives), so I’m not low-hanging fruit.”
be: “Of course, I have a raw-meat-eating lawyer on speed-dial (thanks, ex-wives), so I’m not low-hanging fruit.”