A woman’s prized life-size Obama statue was stolen—and she was so distressed she went to a hospital

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[hummingbird]

"Anyone who would buy something like that belongs in a hospital, a mental hospital."

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"Can I get an Amen!"

[hummingbird]

"WNEP Tiffany Bruce says that her five children love the statue of President Obama."

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So her kids are idiot idol worshipers, too.

[hummingbird]

I've read a caption to that VIEW photo:

"The only man in the photo is Whoopie Goldberg."

Don't know who to hat/tip but it needs to be said again and again!

[hummingbird]

"Are those ropes sticking out of her head? Looks like the Ferguson thug in drag."

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Maybe a TV antenna or hooked up to dish satellite.

Anyway you look at it, it looks kind of nasty and "ignant."

[RckyRaCoCo]

Can you get one in a jockey outfit with lantern?

That's horse race-ist!

[hummingbird]

“I peeked my head out the door and Obama’s gone..."

May it be so across the whole of our once fair land, lady.

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Did the thieves replace the statue with a garden gnome?

Cause I would call that a better deal...heh......

[hummingbird]

"Some people just drip dumb."

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*snicker*

[hummingbird]

"If I had taken it I would tweet photo’s of it in Colorado smoking weed, in San Francisco at a gay bar, at the border with Mexican children, male strip bars, frat parties, etc..."

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You read my mind!

It would be like the garden gnome's adventures!

[FourtySeven]

It looks like you can pose the statue, like a giant President Gumby.

[FourtySeven]

It looks like you can pose the statue, like a giant President Gumby.

Actually, the more I think about it the more I'm wondering, "How do we know this isn't the REAL Obama?"

[Smokin' Joe]

Hey, now. I knew a black businessman who had a white jockey by his drive--complete with lantern.

Turnabout is fair play.

[Smokin' Joe]

Anyone who would buy something like that belongs in a hospital, a mental hospital.

One must wonder where that leaves the person(s) who would risk felony larceny charges for stealing it.

[defconw]

Maybe she works? Maybe she has a husband who works? Maybe her kids fathers are actually not deadbeats? Not all black people are on welfare.

[GeronL]

Maybe all her 5 baby daddies are paying child support!

That would make her a stand-up person!

lolz

[defconw]

Well we don't know do we? I am just saying that I have known black people who do actually get married and work. They buy houses, raise kids, yes even 5 kids. Maybe her husband is to embarrassed to speak out. There are black “blondes” you know.

[TexasRepublic]

How does anyone that ugly get pregnant, much less five times? That’s a horrible commentary on men.

[doorgunner69]

Can you get one in a jockey outfit with lantern?

Now, that would have been a hoot to have seen set up sitting at the end of someone's driveway, maybe hers!