A woman’s prized life-size Obama statue was stolen—and she was so distressed she went to a hospital

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[Slump Tester]

"Can you get one in a jockey outfit with lantern?"

Yes, but they can only be painted off-white, and must be placed facing Mecca.

[patriot08]

Re; photo of Tiffany ...Oh. My. GOD.

[angcat]

I made some nasty comments on the Citizens Voice Facebook page about this incident. LOL

[Darksheare]

Yes.
Much like lèse-majesté laws and the way North Korea views “disrespecting the image of dear leader”.
Only soon with a religious bend.
See how the left adds religious iconography and expressions to Zero.

[Califreak]

If she’s got 5 kids she really should have spent her money more wisely.

[patriot08]

LoL Good one!

[bert]

It may be yet that the doll is found swinging from a tree

[arielguard]

If I had taken it I would tweet photo’s of it in Colorado smoking weed, in San Francisco at a gay bar, at the border with Mexican children, male strip bars, frat parties, etc...

[Rodamala]

I believe the statue was needed for the USGA-sponsored Labor Day float in Far Hills, NJ.

[Kozak]

[RetSignman]

...and then someone stole it.
+++++++
Check out one of 0’s fund raisers, he is probably offering anyone with five grand to sit on his lap.

[who knows what evil?]

FIVE kids? Any port in a storm, I guess.

[Gritty]

Tiffany Bruce says that her five children love the statue of President Obama.

She didn't say her "husband" loves it. I can guess "why". She most likely doesn't have one.

She is a real fat a$$ and obviously is well fed. Anybody want to bet she's on welfare, SNAP/EBT, and is living in taxpayer paid housing?

What? No takers!!??

[Rannug]

A full sized statue of owe bama? On her porch?

LMFAO at the entire scenario.

[tomkat]

Actually, that speaks eloquently for itself.

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[duckworth]

That wig was made from anchor ropes for a large vessel.

[duckworth]

I hope the ransom note wasn’t written in cursive.

[hal ogen]

If there is proof that anyone is mentally ill and should be involuntarily committed...this is it. What a freakin’ loon. I bet she used her EBT card to buy this art travesty.

[Slyfox]

I bought one of these at a garage sale. I got the idea of dressing her up in a witch's hat and black cape for Halloween, and yes she scared the little tykes and angered their parents.

When I had had my way with the Rodham I took her to my brothers 4th of July bonfire and set her about 5 feet from the fire. This is what she did. She began to smoke and then she made a bow at her waist and then caught fire. It was a real hoot!

[wbill]

Somehow, I just knew it, without a photo.