Posted on 09/30/2014 8:56:37 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — host. Get ready to what you were born to do — listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
Maybe the White House needs SimpliSafe.
Obamasmart phones. LOL!
God help us! We are raising a generation of non-combatants/soon-to-be-islamic-slaves!
Hey what’s for lunch?
LOL!
0bamaphones have been in the news lately because apparently 50% of those
who don’t have aren’t qualified...and, ABC “News” called the “0bamaphones”!
I couldn’t believe my ears!
Catfish and fries.
“those who have them”
Yum
crap, try and make sense out of my stupid sentence.
Hey has some government genius come up with the EBT app yet?
I figured it out. ;-)
I believe the state they looked at was your old stomping grounds, Merryland.
Awesome
I have no idea.
Wouldn’t surprise me though. The gov is good at making it easier to get free money.
Hi, carriage hill...hope to see you in the Levin Lounge tonight. Have had to take a little break but I’m ready for the Great One’s thread!
Merryland? Why am I not surprised?
Just an observation. I finished the Burn Notice series last night. Great show, BTW.
But, now that I had time to reflect, I noticed thatnwhen the show first started, in 2007, the bad guys manipulating things were rogue agents who if revealed, would go to jail...especially if the President found out. By the end of the series, last year, the bad guys were CIA agents with direct access to the president, with one of a photo shaking hands with BHO, as if they were doing clandestine activity with the president’s blessing, if not direct order.
I’ve been on vacation and am joining the thread late.
This “former secret service agent” can KMA. The fact of the matter is that the “late 90’s” when he served was pre 911. In a post 911 world the security breech is much worse!
Better than Tony’s original blend.
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