I would.
If there are no retail workers, what happens? (I think you know, eh?)
This guy is wandering around drunk possibly contaminating everyone and everywhere he goes.
What about his drinking buddies...can he remember where he was so that they can quarantine...give me a break!
He should have puked in the cop car to show them he was serious.
“If this guy has Ebola, how many retail workers will just quit their jobs immediately?”
Now that WOULD be an October Surprise that would affect the election. But you just have to wonder if the GOPE would have the sense to capitalize on it.